Contest time! Name the Miami Heat’s new trio, win a T-Shirt with your nickname on it
Credit to commenter shawn on this one, but folks, it’s time to open up the contest gift bag and get your creative juices flowing.
Ever since LeBron James announced Friday that he would be bringing his talents to South Beach, people have been trying to assign a nickname to the trio of James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh. Well, the time for talk is over. The time for action is now.
I want you to leave your best nickname idea in the comments of this blog. You have until 11:59 p.m. Tuesday to give your idea. Only one nickname per person, please. Also, no vulgarity or insults to other cities – this is a positive moment, lets keep the nickname positive.
Now, here’s the twist. When the ideas are in, I’ll create a giant poll featuring all the suggestions. Every one that qualifies gets in the poll. Then you pick your favorite. One fan, one vote, deciding the future.
And now here’s the fun part. Not only will your choice be selected as the definitive nickname of the trio by a jury of your peers, that nickname will go onto a shirt that I (or someone with actual design acumen) will design. And you get the first copy of said shirt!
Sound like a deal? Get cracking Heat fans; you shouldn’t be drunk by now, and hopefully the hangover has worn off, so it’s time to get to work!


199 comments
My entry is Trio5.
Why?
Our trio’s playing in 305!
al rogers Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
miami fire triangle
RUN DLC
Lee Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 11:21 am
you read my mind…RUN DLC is awesome!
THE 1NCR3DIBL6S
Simple to see that letters are the numbers they wear.
R. Takahashi Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 5:33 am
The font makes it look awkard, but it works in another font.
The Dynasthree
or The DynasTHREE
Aralis Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 8:10 am
or The Dynast3
(thanks to Danny for idea
I hope it’s ok with you.)
The Big Free
The Bermuda Triangle
Miami Thrice
#10
6+3+1= a perfect10
All three play as one, as a team
Flashes of Royalty
Adam Smith Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 9:26 am
another idea:
Bullies on Biscayne Blvd
Royal3
The Triple Alliance or La Alianza Triple (To match the Latin culture in Miami)
All three got together in order to advance common goals and to secure common interests….Multiple rings!
Similar to Shawns mine was Run 3MD (Miami Dade)
Surya Fernandez Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 8:50 am
Hey, I came up with that one. You need to share the prize with me if you win. I’m a medium size
The triple threat.
Or The Three Basketeers or LeBroshAde (from someone els)
R. Takahashi Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Haha. That one was mine. Glad someone else liked. I thought I was going crazy.
south beach bullies
Adam Smith Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 9:18 am
I like that one lol
The hydra heat. Hydra is a 3 headed monster from Greek mythology.
Bad Boys 3 (Wade, James & Bosh)
The S136E (The SIEGE)
Jinno Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 9:15 am
or The Siege from South Beach
the three basketers
the trinity
HJA Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 12:58 pm
I like it… or
The Royal Trinity
Ballahs Trinity
The South Beach Boys?
Tres Amigos
My nickname:
Triple threat
Triple Trouble
The big three losers who have to play together to win but still won’t ( i like the ring of that one)
Adam Smith Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 10:02 am
lol jealous fan
Ray Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 10:12 am
Wes, are you referring to Kareem/Magic/Worthy or Bird/Parrish/McHale?
Anyway, here’s an over-the-top suggestion I’m sure the new haters will enjoy: the Cerberus of South Beach. As in the 3-headed hell-hound of Greek mythology.
Surya Fernandez Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 11:58 am
Wrong sport to follow if you think one player can win it all by himself. Try out tennis or golf if you’re interested in watching individual glory.
randy Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
yankee south
How about “The Big 03″ (pronounced OH-THREE) in honor of their being drafted in the same class?
” The Future ”
And I already have the design.
the coup de trois
this free agency was a coup
Lords Of The RING, Dwayne’s ring that is, one ring to rule them all…
THE HOT 3
Triple Entente
Mount Miami (Like Mount Rushmore) would make a sweet shirt
Jimmy Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 11:15 am
could be Mount Rushmore with all their faces or could be Mount Everest where every game against the new three is like trying to climb Mount Everest. The three stand at the top while the contenders look upwards
Surya Fernandez Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 11:56 am
This would be good for a new banner re-design on top of the site. Matt, take notes!
shawn Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 3:41 pm
that would make an awesome banner
Adam Smith Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
i agree
The Prefect Three
Dynasty 3:16
Like the famous John 3:16
Jinno Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 11:34 am
or it could be plainly MIAMI 3:16
Jinno Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 11:35 am
or HEAT 3:16
David Reply:
July 12th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
i like HEAT 3:16
The CERBERUS!! It’s a three headed dog from Greek mythology.
1-3-6 Mafia
CHOSEN 3
(as in Lebrons tattoo that says Chosen 1)
I suggest IOU, That’s Inside (Bosh), Outside (Wade), and Upside (LeBron), your heads!
the three titans……
titan due to the descrition of being supernatural beings… not quite gods and more skilled than humans!!!!!!!! who may be thought of as holy, divine, or sacred,(cleveland has proven this) tho titans are considered supernatural and immortal and ours are just human, their skills are immortal and supernatural compared to others. So in the end yes they might be kings to some but they are titans to me bc they not only will rule their kingdom but the whole nba world!!!
The Holy Trinity
The Tru3 (the true three)
or
The Tru3 T3am
or
The N3w Dr3amT3am
Steven Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
or
Miami Dr3am T3am
I say we take a fine page from one of the biggest heels in wrestling history, the NWO. We all know that meant New World Order but let’s make a new one. TK0 it will stand for the three kings order letting the whole world be put on notice. It will work great as we can already turn this into a tshirt based on the NWO and the acronyms also show what will happen to other teams. We gonna knock em out!
how about
the triple heats
THE 3HEADED MONSTER or THE 3HEATed MONSTERS
KFC
King James
Flash
CB4
THE 3 BEASTS OR THE BEASTIE 3s
or how about the three collusioners
The Miami Threet
nWo = new World order/ new Wade order
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=PNVyvrgqVi8
Watch the video because this fits perfectly, if the nest of the NBA is gonna hate then might as well enjoy the heel status and live it up!
Vicman Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 2:32 pm
nWo = new World order/ new Wade order
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNVyvrgqVi8
Watch the video because this fits perfectly, if the nest of the NBA is gonna hate then might as well enjoy the heel status and live it up!
The Miami Treat
The Three Amigos or the Tri-nasty
-The South Beach Supers
-EnVy3 (MV3)
-The Three P.I.M.P.S. Poetry In Motion Players, Cause it’s going to be a thing of beauty watching these guys share the ball and play the game the right way.
-The Triple Crowns
-3kings (ofcourse)
Instead of the seven seas and the celtics big three we are THE REAL 3 SEAS
TRI AXLE
The Blazing Trio
or
The South Beach Titans
My entry is “The Three Headed Lebronster”.
Triple Crown
The Full-court Tres
MV3
No Explanation Required.
Threason.
the three amigos team
south beach 3:16
3:16+dynasty=dream
el heat triangle
pat+micky=the heat 3:16
miami wild trio
trio5 triangle
miami triangle (Bermuda triangle)
or how about miami globetrotters
because the rest of the nba will like the washington generals when they face the heat
finally
the miami miracle 3
As I’ve coined in my articles at Bleacher Report, I say they should be called the “South Beach Superteam”. However, the “Three Kings” sounds great too and variations of those two with “Dream Team” sound good, such as “South Beach Dream Team”, the “Three Kings Dream Team” or even the “South Beach Kings”
“THE THREE ME-EGO’S”
LeTHREEno Heat
the MIAMI Trinit-HEAT
MIAMI barely-have-to-TRIAD
CS-Tri Miami
The Avengers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avengers_%28comics%29#New_Avengers
DAVID Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 9:13 pm
i’d rather be tehlegion of doom and play the bad guys card
The King, The President and the Emperor
Leaders of the Free World
“MAYHEM IN MIAMI”
MV3
MVP
Except MV3
Sb3
South beach 3 unite!!!!
Le Bron could be “#1SB” number one south beach or better yet – one selfish backstabber .
shawn Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 7:05 pm
awwwwwwwwwwwwww cry me a river
he doesn’t own the cavs anything
Kirk Rieger Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 8:02 pm
did you graduate from 8th grade or do you really not know that own and owe are different words?
shawn Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 8:44 pm
good one but guess what we still got LeBron …. what does your team have?
shawn Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 8:51 pm
and who?
ummm let me think nobody
How about “Riley’s (championship) 3-Ring Circus”
of course, because every time they win a championship, they’ll receive rings, yada yada yada, he was obviously the mastermind (or ring leader) behind all of this, and first week of free agency was like a circus.
Dolphindrew Reply:
July 12th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
I LIKE THIS ONE ALOT AND THE MARKETING WITH ALL THE IMAGES I HAVE IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW IS BRILLiANT GOOD JOB
Miami Threesome, South Beach 3$ome, Heatrio
Three Kings
Heat Stroke
The MiamTri
Grant Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 8:05 pm
Triple Threat
Los Champesinos
R. Takahashi Reply:
July 12th, 2010 at 2:20 am
Hahaha. C0-sign.
Three the hard way
The Triforce.
The Triumverate (Julius Ceasar and company in Rome, though it ended in Civil War)
The Three Excellencies (Zhou and Han dynasties)
The Fantastic 3
DAvid Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 8:50 pm
Or The 3 horsemen of the apocalypse
sorry thats 2
Miami’s threeangle
They should be called SB3 (South Beach 3)
Alpha3
The Perfect 10
(Sum of their jersey numbers)
LeSuck, LeCryBaby who quits when his team can’t win (15 win season) and LeDude who looks like a dinosaur and should have kept in TOR just because he looks like a raptor.
A little long, but it has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?
Antwoin Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 9:42 pm
get in line hater
Tyler Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 11:12 pm
Can’t say I agree with the first half, but there definitely was something special to Bosh being the only one that legitimately resembled his team mascot.
Better still
The Perf3ct 10
(Emphasizing ‘the perfect 10′ came from ’3′ stars)
thrice as nice
¡3mendo!
or
¡TRESmendo!
Superfriends
Super friends
the miami dream team
LBJ and the Sunshine Gang
3 of Dades
316 Mafia…a bit off from 3-6 Mafia
HOT BOYZ!!
Because the H3AT is on baby…….And we will make them feel it.
Blee Dat!!
Heat
3:16
Its their numbers
can’t believe no one has said it, hello!!! THE MIAMI ROUND MACHINE!
“Earth, Wind, and Fire” may not be original but kinda makes sense. CB=Earth, LBJ=Wind, and DW=Fire
Eric Reply:
July 11th, 2010 at 11:39 pm
LeBron could also be seen as Fire and Wade could be seen as Wind also… Its all good.
Heat Beach Trifecta
The Justice League.
Six…. Three… One.
For the next 6 years, these 3, will be #1.
Blazintru Reply:
July 12th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
i like that!
The Superfriends
MWO for MIAMI WORLD ORDER
Just like NWO for NEW WORLD ORDER in wrestling. They used this when the all American Hulk Hogan went from red and yellow to black and white!
People see Lebron, Bosh and Wade as a power trio- they are indeed the MIAMI WORLD ORDER (MWO)
*The Resurrection (bc jesus arose from the 3rd day & returned to life…as for wade, bron and bosh after signing those 3 year contract extensions 3 years later they arose on the same team)
*The Trinity (the father= wade “bc he brought them here”, the son= Lebron, and the holy spirit= bosh)
*3 Kings of A New Era
*La Kosa Nostra
the three stooges
the heat x’s 3
miami beasts
dynamic three
the untouchables
beasts of the east
It says: “Only one nickname per person”…
:/
Deep HEAT (because haters used to call our team as shallow as a kiddy pool)
TRIPLE tHrEAT
The 3 MIAMIgos
The 3 miAMIGOS
The 3 MiAmigos
The 3 MIAMI(red)GOS(black) or reversed
Tri Slamma Jamma
a play on houston’s phi slamma jamma
I know I put out a lot of suggestions, but if i’m pickin just one, my official entry would be
HEAT 3:16
The Heat is on!
THE REAL KINGS OF SOUTH BEACH!!!
HeatWave
3 Live Crew
The Miami Triumvirate
[Triumvirate: (from Latin, "of three men") political regime dominated by three powerful individuals.]
Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, and LeBron James: The Miami Triumvirate. (The triumvirate of the NBA!)
I like what others said about the sum of the jerseys = 10, the mount rushmore idea would be cool to promote with any nickname the trio recieves, and the “LBJ and the sunshine gang” ( I just like the sunshine gang part, it would be a cool nickname for the rest of the team, not the trio.)
I like my idea most of course, again: The Miami Triumvirate
LeDwosh
(Lebron, Dwyane, Bosh)
****************”OCEAN’S 3″*********************
Like the movies Ocean’s 11, Ocean’s 12 and Ocean’s 13.
Plot: The big 3 have a secret meeting and conspire on how they are going to come together, using each of their own unique skills and talents, to rob the NBA of all their championships!
It’s classic! Plus the whole South Beach angle will make it a perfect nickname!
The Incredible’s
136
the nicknames that would call wade,bosh and lebron would be the
the justice league wade aka flash bosh aka batman and lebron aka superman and pat riley as lex luthor tell
the nicknames that would call wade,bosh and lebron would be the
the justice league wade aka flash bosh aka batman and lebron aka superman and pat riley as lex luthor
To me the three of them remind of the Beatles, so it was pretty funny when i saw ESPN label them…
The Beach Boys
who else is joining the band? D. Fish? Mike Miller?
If Shaq comes, I heard his new nickname would be Ringo. :p
Third Degree Burn
I would call them El rey WaB’Bron [this is the name that is going in my Heat 3:16 shirt]
The South Beach Boys
the MV3
magnifique a trois
3: The Magic Number
TRIFECTA MAGNUS
South Beach Super Trio
“The HEAT WAVE”
Trinasty!!
Triple Hot Heat
w/ a flaming devils pitch fork with their likeness at the tips of the devils trident..muahahaha
Been a couple “trinity” mentions already, but….
“TEAM TRINITY”
The alliteration is catchy, and “trinity” has dynastic/religious undertones. Nice blend of commercially appealing and overly dramatic.
Triple Hot Heat
have a flaming devils pitch fork(or trident) w/ their likeness on the tips
this just in, breaking news: the area around the AAA, formerly known as bayside, in light of the new arrival of the TRInasty team has changed its name. No longer will the area be known as Bayside and insteand will be known as the BAY of RINGS”. not 3, not 4, not 5, not ………
American Airlines Arena “Flight 361″ has just arrived.
shawn Reply:
July 12th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
thats a good one
the deadly 3 or, the triple kings
the three amigos
Got Wade?
James?
Bosh?
the three headed dragon
Who needs Robin when u got three Batmans?
Perfect 10 (1 +3 +6)
My Miami Heat Trio Name is: *** Renegade: 361 ***
Explanation of “Renegade: 361″
I look at them as a group who are considered rebels in their own right, automatically became outlaws since Wade, James, and Bosh joined forces. They’ll take part in a rebellion against the NBA and it’s naysayers as they take great independence in “Action”. The Renegades will continously be in hot pursuit of the MAIN ultimate goal: TO WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS! To them, nothing else mattered, as already proven. By not accepting max deals, Renegade: 361 helped accomodate the Heat’s pursuit in creating a championship contender for years to come. A Trio with a focused attitude every 48 minutes, guaranteed. STAY TUNED!
How have these guys not been called “The Brat pack” yet?
Team 1-4-5
Lebron 1st pick in 2003 draft
Wade – 4rth pick in draft
Bosh – 5th pick in draft
Shelty87 Reply:
July 12th, 2010 at 7:45 pm
bosh was actually 4th and wade was 5th, but it still works
Tres Magnifique!
or
The Burn Unit
or
Sun and Gun
or
Miami of OhMyO!
or
The Miami Bound Machine
“Fahrenheit 3/16 ” The three of them will be winning titles untill 2016! and their numbers are 3,1,6.
This isn’t a name suggestion, but maybe a nice shirt design. You can mash up/morph combine their faces, maybe bron’s beard, wade’s eyes, or whatever, then it says “The Face of Miami” haha!
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