This is the team the Miami Heat must conquer if they want to get to the NBA Finals.
This is the team the Heat must face today for a clear chance at the #2 seed and homecourt advantage in the second round should these two teams meet.
This is also the team that likes to get together and wear simply the cutest little outfits I've ever seen on professional athletes for Halloween.
Looking through the photo gallery, I also don't see any females around in this party aside from Shaq's girlfriend dressed like a, ahem, man. At least here in Miami we all know the best thing about Halloween is having hot girls around dressed in sexy costumes. Just an observation, of course.
And no they don't get a pass on this. If this was Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade and LeBron James wearing these exact costumes people would still be attacking them mercilessly for it. Yes, it's a crime nowadays to have fun and "chill". I'm sorry but I have to question their competitiveness and their will to be a champion because they had the audacity to cut loose and have a little fun. Heck, Pat Riley can't even dance for charity without being made fun of around the web. Those are the rules, I didn't make them up.
Thanks to Jersey Chaser for the images.