Kobe: Good morning Lebron, I am Kobe Bryant and this is The Kobe System.
Lebron: I know who you are Kobe.
Kobe: Do you really?
Lebron: Sure I do! Everyone does.
Kobe: Have we met in the playoffs?
Kobe: Moving On! Right now you are wondering why do they call you King James? You're wondering if I can provide you one legitimate reason for such a gesture?
Lebron:Come on now Kobe I know you can come up with at least one!
Kobe: I don't make excuses.
Lebron: I'm confused
Kobe: You should be.
Kobe: Lebron this particular segment is called Successfully Succeeding at Statistics.
Lebron: Oh we can skip this one,check my PER I am the epitome of Succeeding at Statistics.
Kobe: Precisely! However from experience its a much better feeling to succeed as a basketball player.
Lebron: You're losing me again Kobe. From my understanding I am successful.
Kobe:You're attempt to humor me is further indication of your failure to do the impossible. The Kobe System's aim is to raise you to a level where impossible tasks become routine..
Lebron: NO! Kobe I am successful! I have scoring titles. Multiple MVP awards. I'm always near the top in PER.
Kobe:Did your MVP award come with a ring?
Kobe: Exactly how many rings did your scoring titles and top PER average get for you?
Kobe: So what you are left with appears to be a handful of excuses. When you are ready to lay down those excuses, I Kobe Bryant will give you first hand advice on how to obtain your first ring.
Lebron: You know I'm better than you right?
Kobe:Statistically, perhaps depends on your view. Are you statistically successful or a successful statistic?
Lebron: I don't know what I am anymore.
Kobe: Your Welcome.