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With apologies to Spiderman and The Simpsons...

The result is that Boozer sounds remarkably tone-deaf, and not just because he doesn't seem to realize that most players want to win a championship instead of getting an extra-long vacation. As a disappointment, he should do whatever possible to prove that he'll come back next season with a renewed commitment to his game. With this interview, he sounds more like a guy who will be perfectly happy to make approximately $50 million over the next three seasons and not do much else. It's a depressing thought for the Bulls and their fans, but unless Boozer changes his outlook it's not going to get much better.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/carlos-boozer-tells-everyone-really-matters-nba-214419522.html

Albatross, Albatross,

Does whut-ever an Albatross does,

Spins a Yarn, any time !

Mega-Contract, so sublime...

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LOOK OUT!! ...HERE COMES THE ALBATROSS...

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Is He Great? No, He's Not !

He's not even mildly hot...

Maybe dude's just out of luck?

MAYBE DUDE GOT PAID AMUCK !

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HEY THERE!! ...CHECK OUT THE ALBATROSS...

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......DOES HE HIT A MID-RANGE ?

......NO, HE CAN'T AND TH AT'S STRANGE !

......DOES HE POST UP INSIDE ?

......NOT WITH-OUT NOAH's HIDE !

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Albatross, Albatross,

Friendly Bulls-Killing Albatross,

FIFTY MIL, THERE TO STAY !

BaB dudes, please go away...

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TO HIM... ,

THE GAME'S A GREAT BIG TOSS !

WHENEVER THERE'S A LOSS,

...YOU'LL FIND AN ALBATROSS !!!

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