The result is that Boozer sounds remarkably tone-deaf, and not just because he doesn't seem to realize that most players want to win a championship instead of getting an extra-long vacation. As a disappointment, he should do whatever possible to prove that he'll come back next season with a renewed commitment to his game. With this interview, he sounds more like a guy who will be perfectly happy to make approximately $50 million over the next three seasons and not do much else. It's a depressing thought for the Bulls and their fans, but unless Boozer changes his outlook it's not going to get much better.
Does whut-ever an Albatross does,
Spins a Yarn, any time !
Mega-Contract, so sublime...
LOOK OUT!! ...HERE COMES THE ALBATROSS...
Is He Great? No, He's Not !
He's not even mildly hot...
Maybe dude's just out of luck?
MAYBE DUDE GOT PAID AMUCK !
HEY THERE!! ...CHECK OUT THE ALBATROSS...
......DOES HE HIT A MID-RANGE ?
......NO, HE CAN'T AND TH AT'S STRANGE !
......DOES HE POST UP INSIDE ?
......NOT WITH-OUT NOAH's HIDE !
Friendly Bulls-Killing Albatross,
FIFTY MIL, THERE TO STAY !
BaB dudes, please go away...
TO HIM... ,
THE GAME'S A GREAT BIG TOSS !
WHENEVER THERE'S A LOSS,
...YOU'LL FIND AN ALBATROSS !!!