a reading from the NBA bible, champion team chapter 1, verses 3 to 6
"my people, in the eastern shores, the leaderless OXEN will be slaughtered, while the GREEN colored people will only offer token resistance. look to the western shores and you will see; the THUNDER's fury will be contained in no more than 6 days. fear not the additions of the PURPLE and GOLD, for number 10 is 38 and D12 is a false prophet. 24 will always try to throw as many fruits in the basket rather than share. rejoice my people, for you will see rainbow after rainbow from the efforts of our own 34. our enemies will suffer a HEAT wave this coming season.
this is the word of the NBA.