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Your Miami Heat, If Sarah Palin Was Everyone's Mom

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I'm sure you've asked the question: what would the Miami Heat roster look like if the Republican nominee for vice president had named all of the players? Via the cool new Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator, you can wonder no longer.

Your 2008-09 Miami Heat starting lineup:

C Goalie Sanka Palin

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PF Steam Fangs Palin

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SF Open Aircraft Palin

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SG Chase Rooster Palin

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PG Spoon Archer Palin

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And the reserves:

C Seagull Junker Palin

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C Rink Rebate Palin

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C Axe Diesel Palin

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PF Rankle Hiway Palin

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SF Bowl Antler Palin

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G/F Bash Budweiser Palin

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G/F Seam Marauder Palin

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SG Flag Cobra Palin

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PG Pump Bust Palin 

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PG Speck Backfire Palin

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All images via nba.com.