Your Miami Heat, If Sarah Palin Was Everyone's Mom

I'm sure you've asked the question: what would the Miami Heat roster look like if the Republican nominee for vice president had named all of the players? Via the cool new Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator, you can wonder no longer.

Your 2008-09 Miami Heat starting lineup:

C Goalie Sanka Palin

 

PF Steam Fangs Palin

 

SF Open Aircraft Palin

 

SG Chase Rooster Palin

 

PG Spoon Archer Palin

 

And the reserves:

C Seagull Junker Palin

 

C Rink Rebate Palin

 

C Axe Diesel Palin

 

PF Rankle Hiway Palin

 

SF Bowl Antler Palin

 

G/F Bash Budweiser Palin

 

G/F Seam Marauder Palin

 

SG Flag Cobra Palin

 

PG Pump Bust Palin 

 

PG Speck Backfire Palin

 

All images via nba.com.